Let's see how insane I am...

[x ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (list: trees, pencils, walls, books, Nayo’s voodoo doll, A LOT MORE)
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (stupid windex)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (bwhahaha take that you stupid kidnappers)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Nayo-chan: Stupid Bee! Beeuzzzz! Nayo-chan: Eff You Bee! Me:FUB??? *laughs like maniac*)
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush. (me and my cats, cept my cats ran up a tree and when I tried I ran into tree)
[] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 5

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (if you can ur a fairy my mommy told me)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (can’t reach)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (really: ♫ twinkle twinkle♫…um♫LMNOP♫ Your right!)
[x ] You just sang them to make sure.(yeps)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (*walking* Hey Nayonayo-chan *thunk* OW! Who did that?!?!?! Nayo-chan, how could you!!??! *runs away crying*)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (no comment)

TOTAL: 6

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (stupid toaster)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (mmmm milkshake! OW!!!! STUPID STRAW WHY’D YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (*wakes up on bus* ewwwww!)

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (1st grade: STORY TIME! YEAH!!!*10 minutes later* Mrs. Yarnell, Nekura’s asleep again*2 hours later* “wakes up” WHERE AM I?)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (*blink* OW!!! Stupid brain why you let me go a minute without binking?!?!?!?)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (and then…um…I forget…what was we talking bout?...ANIME!)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Fine two can play that game!!!! *turns and walks into wall* STUPID WALL WATCH WERE YOUR GOIN)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (WHAT?!?!?!? SPEAK UP I CAN’T HERE YOU!)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (lets see 1 mom,1 dad, 1 step-dad, 7step-brothers, shizitz I’m outta fingers)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (*riding bike singing caramelldansen* ack! I inhaled a moth)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (cleaning house so dad won’t explode)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (school bathroom: Ahhhhhhh where’d the button go?!?!?! There stuck!!!)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (where is that remote??? Where???? *opens fridge* mmmmm sandwich…what was I doin’ oh look the remotes in my hand guess I was watchin’ tv)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things. (Ohhhh shiny! *shatter* Nayo did it!!!!)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. (just like anime characters)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (*pencil drops* Nooooo *tilts chair to get it* WHAM!!)
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (HOLY SHIZITS GAARA’S IN MEH CEILING!!!)
[x] The word “um” is used frequently. (UM….UM…NO COMMENT)
[] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (YEAH MEH IS LAZEH)
TOTAL: 8

I am 128% Mentally ill.

Now take the quiz and your totals and multiply them by 4 to get your %.